Ask anyone in any downtown area about
what is their favorite snack when they want something that resembles
meat and tastes great and you will get one answer. Almost Meat Stix.
Sold across the country in convenience stores, spirit shops, corner
markets, bars and even at Madame Shades chain of higher class
brothels. These wonderful meat-like slivers of joy are great for an
anytime snack.
Each Almost Meat Stix pack of six costs
only 2eb and come in a variety of flavors. Almost Original, Almost
Spicy, Almost Sweet and even Almost Haggis for our kilted
customers. Don't forget to pick up a pack of Almost Cheese Stix to go
with it at their low cost of 2eb. Two great tastes that go Almost
together.
The franchise offers sponsorship
opportunities to those who have even the smallest chance of being
noticed by the public eye. While they don't offer much they are aware
that in the early beginnings of a runner, musician or sports players
career every little bit helps them on their way.
Basic Sponsorship package.
They are required to wear a plastic
curved wrap on their upper leg. Held in place with elastic straps,
colored meaty red with the Meat Stix logo and a unique serial code
underneath. The design is very prominent and can be picked up by the
numerous slave AI programs scanning the endless television channels
and social media networks all day long. If it is caught on television
in any fashion, good or bad, the amount of time is recorded. On
social media the amount of hit or views a person receives is
recorded. The data is then sent back to the Meat Stix home system.
They receive a bonus of 1eb for each
time they appear on television with the logo visible. With an
additional 1eb for every minute they are on. For social media network
they receive 1eb per 10k views. There is a maximum of 20eb payed out
per month.
They also get a special Almost delivery
service and receive a pack once every month containing a random
assortment of Almost products.
Advanced Sponsorship package.
Achieved once they have collected 80eb
in payout.
The logo leg wrap is upgraded to a
higher more durable grade of plastic and is held in place with Velcro
straps.
They also receives the same payout
based on television appearances/viewers but the maximum per month is
raised to 40.
Their Almost delivery now comes in
every two weeks.
Levels beyond this are all
privately negotiated.
Solo minor legend Finn “Final”
MacGregor has been using their sponsorship for years. Has multiple
coats, hats, boots and even some custom armor with the “Almost”
logo sprayed across them. He also appears in many of their television
ads with the tag lines of “It's Almost good!” and “All the meat
you can Almost eat”. He also seems to have a never ending supply to
hand out to fans at events.
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