Well what better way to do corporate gossip than a random chart. What kind of things with this Sprawlvember entry bring to the ears of your runners? So let's roll a D10!
Overheard Corporate Gossip
1 – The largest
stockholder in the company is actually a rogue AI that is skimming
money from various projects and using that to buy shares.
2 – In the
restrooms everyone is being monitored. When their waste is flushed it
goes through a scanner to check for potential health issues. But
instead of warning anyone it just puts them a list for folks that
need to be fired before they get sick.
3 – The food that
is given out for “morale purposes” is laced with nanotech that
alters your neural make up making your more loyal and squashing free
thought.
4 – The CEO has
been dead for months now. They’re just using a hologram of him on a
video feed so the board controls everything. I mean, have you seen
him face to face lately?
5 – If we get our
profits up and reduce the workforce necessary to deliver they will
make the drinks from the lounge Espresso machine free for a week.
I’ve fired eight people already!
6 – Anyone caught
wearing a suit from Delusions of Grandeur will be fired for dress
code violations.
7 – Security is
going to start doing complete neuro scans on everyone when they leave
to make sure they aren’t trafficking sensitive data out of the
offices.
8 – The DNA
samples that were taken when we were hired all went to a top secret
cloning project. They eventually just want to grow new workers
instead of hiring them.
9 – The police
have somebody in deep undercover in the offices trying to find proof
of our illegal work into fetal development altering prenatal
vitamins. You didn’t know we were doing that? Then forget I said
anything.
10 – Our contracts
have a clause that will cause total forfeiture of shares if we invest
any amount in a competitor.