Well here you go. You know it's true.
Things found in an ICE Agents pockets
1 – Package of extra small condoms.
2 – A pamphlet on how to get by in life with a microsized penis.
3 – Their KKK membership card.
4 – A pocket copy of Mein Khampf.
5 – A well licked picture of Donald Trumps asshole.
6 – Note for their doctors appointment for their rectal prolapse.
7 – A receipt from when they bought a case of adult diapers.
8 – Medical diagnosis for suffering from ‘chronic masturbator’s hand cramp’.
9 – Their swastika armband for their after hours meetings.
10 – Medal for being a pussy ass bitch.
In case there is any misunderstanding here let me just be clear:
FUCK ICE
Show them no quarter.
