Okay the prompt for the seventh day of Sprawlvember is 'trend'. So let's go with that for a quick roll a D10 list.
Holy shit you’re trending! Now who’s trying to get you to sign a deal?
1 – Super Fizz Extreme Soda. They want you to get sticky!
2 – Soulless Sinima. They make porn movies starring amatuers, mostly runners… and they want you to get sticky as well.
3 – Delusions of Grandeur. Makers of knock off clones of popular clothing lines. They want you to be one of their ad models.
4 – NeonSky Social Media. They want to pay you to be exclusive to their social network.
5 – Clean Inside Enema Kits. Do you want to say you have a preferred enema cleansing kit on multiple network ads? Well if so then they are willing to write you a check.
6 – Barely Beer. They want you to be in their new commercials. But they offer an amount of pay that is only barely there.
7 – Silicone Sirens. The pop sensation female trio wants you to be in a music video.
8 – Scythe Body Spray. Cut through your stank with Scythe, well at least as one of their models.
9 – No Pain Nasal Spray. They want you for a few commercials selling their nasally inserted pain blocking nanobots.
10 – Trenchfoot Combat Boots. They will pay you to wear their boots while doing jobs. To bad they really aren’t that good of a boot.
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