In the dark gritty cyberpunk future there are times when you need some specific services for your edgerunner. Well here's a six pack of services that you may not think of. But at some point my prove to be rather useful.
Six Cyberpunk Services
1- Speedy Lupe Crime Scene Clean Up. When all hell breaks out at your business and the cops come buy and scrape up the bodies but leave you with the mess. Call Lupe Fernandez and his trusted crew of cleaning experts to get your place spotless and back up to code so you can open without your customers tracking bloody footprints everywhere.
2 – Cybersex Dysfunction Solutions. Whether it’s a clenched up Midnight Lady or a flaccid Mr Studd. CDS is here to help. Any sexual complications due to cybernetic malfunction or interference is our area of expertise. Up and including Virtual Vickie addictions.
3 – Virtual Courtesy. This company provided holographic staffers for all your needs. Whether it’s a waitress to checking to see if patrons need anything to a nursing assistant taking notes while you diagnose a patient. They’ll be there for you and your customers.
4 – ReHarden. Did your Metal Gear get mauled? Your favorite kevlar nearly get killed? That leather jacket in tatters? We repair all your damaged armor and get it as close as we can to like new. Years in business of fixing those things that save our lives.
5 – Cheap Suits Security. Want to impress somebody by looking like you have a private security detail or a bodyguard? Give us a call. We’ll put an impressive appearing group of folks together to escort you wherever you need to go. Although they aren’t really security and any trouble you run into, well, you’ll be on your own.
6 – MisFaced. Want to clog the facial recognition software algorithm? We’ll digitally layer your face into thousands of videos and photos complete with fake names attached then spam the servers with them. After a few weeks any attempt to pull your identity from a simple face scan will pull up hundreds of results.
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