Mortal Kombat (1995)
You can pick this up on DVD over on Amazon.
Or you can watch it on Amazon Prime.
I remember it being 1995 and seeing
this movie at the theater with some friends. Back then we didn't
think it was that bad. Of course our only from of reference for video
game movies was Super Mario Brothers so that is an issue. Now upon
viewing it again after a few decades my opinion is somewhat different
and I find myself wondering what the hell was wrong with me back
then.
Let me start off by saying effects wise
they didn't do a bad job with what they had at the time. CGI was
still much in the experimental and development phase. Terminator 2
had just came out four years prior and all that tech was still pretty
expensive and most companies had no idea how well it would turn out
on the big screen. So some of it turned out decent like Scorpions
“Get over here” attack, but the others like Scorpion unmasking
himself or Reptiles non-human form are pretty janky at their best. On
the other hand the Goro puppet and animatronics were pretty damn
sweet looking and much better than they had any right to be. So the
practical effects actually turned out better than any of the CGI.
Then we get to casting. Oh who the fuck
cast Christopher Lambert as Raiden? Seriously can we retroactively
fire that person and make them pay back everything they earned for
this movie. This is probably the thing that really gets me the most
here. He can't act outside of a specific parameter to save his life
and here he is way out of that. Just simply terrible. They cast folks
who don't look like they should be in any sort of fighting
competition, much less Mortal Kombat. Bridgette Wilson may have the
blonde hair but she is absolutely unbelievable as Sonya Blade. At
least a few were actual martial artists but that didn't help much
because of... wait for it... because of....
Because the choreography sucked for the
most part. The fight scenes had tons of cuts, edits and ended up
looking like a jangled mess. Occasionally you would get a few shots
that lasted more than a few seconds but that was a rarity. Some
actual folks in place training people to do longer lasting scenes in
shots that lasted a bit would have been great.
Also we discover the director loves
(and I do mean loves) drowning out as many different colors as he
can. Flooding a scene with one single color, be it blue, red, yellow
or whatever. At first it was noticeable as a simple way to shot a
scene for effect, but we get it over and over again. Somebody needs
to take the flood lights away from him.
In the writing department they pull off
an okay job. Nothing super bad and they do keep the characters
constant throughout. Johnny is an ass, Lui is fighting against his
destiny, Sonya wants to fuck up Kano. No big departures for no
reason, with a nice little dash of “what have we gotten ourselves
into” thrown in there. Some of Raiden's lines are pretty laughable
but again, coming from a hopelessly miscast Lambert that is no
surprise.
Oh I will take a moment to mention the
soundtrack is fun. That's about all I can say on that.
Then the entire thing is set up for a
sequel. From Jaxx being in the early part of the movie to the final
end scene. But oh don't go thinking they stepped it up with part two
because they sure as hell did not. One day I may view that movie
again for a review, but today will not be that day.
Until next time.
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Such believable martial arts abilities.