Musing and articles from Peter Amthor. Usually of a role playing game influence but I do drift into other directions occasionally. You can also find me on Mastodon at dice.camp/@peteramthor. Comments and constructive criticism welcome. Also this blog is best viewed on a desktop or wide screen tablet.
Sex sells, in the chrome wrapped future of beauty outside and rot inside it sells A LOT. Here is a list of ten shop names that specialize to folks who have the creds to spend on it.
Various adult themed shops.
1 – Slaps or Tickles Kink Emporium
2 – Virtual Pleasure Center
3 – Soft and Chrome
4 – Adult Enhancements llc
5 – Long Distance Relationship Accessories
6 – Dress Up Your Dolly
7 – Adult Video Archive
8 – Discrete Hourly Lodging
9 – Gender Obsessions
10 – Digital Chastity Life
This time I'm pointing out a blog that has recently been restarted. Ezra West ran a blog for quite some time before calling it quits for a bit. But now he's back and in the saddle once again. What it looks like we're in for is more discussions about adventures in older editions of some of the classic games. Personally I look forward to this.
So check out "Musings About Adventures In Classical Editions Play" even if you can't remember the entire name of the blog from time to time. It'll be worth it.
Well here you go. You know it's true.
Things found in an ICE Agents pockets
1 – Package of extra small condoms.
2 – A pamphlet on how to get by in life with a microsized penis.
3 – Their KKK membership card.
4 – A pocket copy of Mein Khampf.
5 – A well licked picture of Donald Trumps asshole.
6 – Note for their doctors appointment for their rectal prolapse.
7 – A receipt from when they bought a case of adult diapers.
8 – Medical diagnosis for suffering from ‘chronic masturbator’s hand cramp’.
9 – Their swastika armband for their after hours meetings.
10 – Medal for being a pussy ass bitch.
In case there is any misunderstanding here let me just be clear:
FUCK ICE
Show them no quarter.
Microsoft CEO bets users to stop calling it Slop
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-satya-nadella-ai-slop
Lovense launches an AI 'Companion Doll' at CES
https://www.engadget.com/lovense-launches-an-ai-companion-doll-at-ces-170000490.html
Dreame's latest robot vacuum concept has slightly terrifying legs that can climb full-sized stairs
The Pentagon Pizza Index
Time for another search of some dead souls pockets in a cyberpunk future. Or maybe you are just searching one who's still alive. But we all know which one is more likely.
Things to find in a street kids pockets.
1 – A one use security signal jammer. Lasts for a D10 x 10 seconds then needs a recharge.
2 – Universal charging ring. Has several different ports so it can be plugged in anywhere.
3 – A D6 of protein sticks held together with a rubber band.
4 – A reusable air hypo and a few CO2 packs to power it.
5 – Graphic intense face mask with built in goggles.
6 – Well worn folding multi-tool.
7 – Water purifier tabs.
8 – Small ‘hand can’ of luminescent spray paint.
9 – Neon 3D printed whistle, very loud when blown.
10 – Pair of fingerless gloves with metal studs along the knuckles.
Automatic candle snuffers. I didn't know these existed until a few years ago. They have been around for quite some time as well. So of course we need some of these with magical effects.
Automatic Candle Snuffers
1 – A sleep spell is cast when the candle is snuffed.
2 – Creates a sphere of silence when it closes that lasts for four hours.
3 – A one use snuffer that activates a fireball spell stored inside when it closes. Of course it destroys itself in the process.
4 – Causes all other flames within twenty feet to extinguish when it closes.
5 – When open and on a candle it slows the burning process and doubles the candles burn time.
6 – When on a burning candle it purifies the air in the room.
7 – When on a burning candle it causes the light to be twice as bright without making it burn faster.
8 – Causes the candle it is on to burn with a wonderful scent that calms anyone in the same room.
9 – When a person lights the candle it is on everyone in the room is suddenly enthralled and will listen to anything they have to say while it burns.
10 – Will cause the candle to emit a toxic gas when it’s burning.
