Roll a D20 - Nasty curses nobody wants

Sometimes you just anger the wrong witch or pick up the worst item.  It's time to roll a D20 to see what kind of nasty ass curse you just came down with.  These aren't for the faint of heart.

1. Your excrement comes out alive and squirming like snakes.
2. You sprout another pair of completely useless arms dangling from your back shoulder blades.
3. Your back sprouts large painful puss and maggot filled boils.
4. You suffer blinding headaches whenever you find yourself in a dangerous situation.
5. Your lips and nose slowly dry up and break off in fragments leaving gaping wounds.
6. Your body odor becomes so vile anyone near you is nauseated by the scent.
7. All weapons in your possession become dull and chipped within minutes.
8. Everything tastes horrible, almost vomit inducing, even clean water.
9. Over the period of two weeks your legs shrivel and shrink to half their size.
10. Whenever you injure another creature you feel their pain and fear.
11. You grow several eyes all over your body that look around but you cannot control or see from.
12. You attract insects in swarms that want to crawl all over your body constantly.
13. Dirt and grime clings to you and can't be washed off.
14. Your entire body is wracked with pain as your bones start to grow small thorns all over them.
15. You cannot control your bowel movements and have no warning before you soil yourself.
16. Every injury you sustain becomes infected.
17. You constantly cough up phlegm filled with squirming baby spiders.
18. Your sweat becomes slightly acidic, ruining your clothes after just a few hours of activity.
19. Whenever someone says your name you vomit violently.
20. All of your bodily fluids come out as blood, including your tears, mucus and urine.