The Banana Splits Movie.
Seriously I want the time I spent
watching this back. Take a kids show from the sixties and turn it
into a horror and gore movie. That should be entertaining but somehow
they manage to screw it up completely. Supposedly this is based off
of a rejected Five Nights At Freddy's script. I would say it's more
than supposedly because it's quite obvious really early on. Also it's
also obvious why this script was rejected... it's fucking terrible.
The writing, the acting, the special
effects... all of it... terrible. Even the way the movie is shot is
bad. None of it in a “so bad it's good” kind of way either, more
of a “so bad they should have just tossed it in the trash” kind
of way.
Some things were obviously done to be
kinda funny. Like the guy who gets his face burned by a spray can
flame thrower... and their goatee survives the flame. But all of
these moments came across as really dumb. The continuity of the
writing was laughable. There were times the robots moved around like
they do in the old show and then for no reason suddenly walk all
stiff terminator like and even have accompanying robot movement
noise. Also they are near indestructible at one moment and then damn
near just fall apart in another.
Really I could go on for a lot longer.
But in the end all I can say is don't waste your time with this
movie. I can't even come up with a joke at the end of this because of
the sheer shit show that it is.
