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Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Be A Better Player 15 - Hygiene, please be clean.
Player 1 – Sorry I'm late guys, had
to some things to take care of before I came over.
GM – No worries, it's only a few
minutes and I think we all know how it is sometimes.
Player 2 – Now sit down and pull out
your fighter we have goblins to kill!
Player 1 – Damn Straight! Alright
lets get the metal swinging. Um... what's wrong with you?
Player 3 – Nothing. Just moving over
a bit so I can... stretch my legs out a bit better.
Player 1 – Oh okay. So let's... what
are you doing.
Player 4 – Moving over a bit also,
just to get the fresh air coming in from the door.
Player 1 – What are you trying to say
man?
Player 3 – You aren't exactly
smelling to fresh y'know.
Player 4 – Fresh hell, dude you
stink.
Player 1 – Oh bullshit I do not.
Player 3 – When is the last time you
showered?
Player 1 – Okay it's been a few days
alright, it's not that bad.
Player 4 – Those clothes, when was
the last time they were 'showered'?
Player 1 – Yeah okay I haven't done
laundry in a while so I picked out something that was least dirty.
Alright it's not that bad. Hey where are you going?
Eventually I knew I was going to do an
article for players over this. Although in all honestly it can be
applied to a few Gamemasters that I have met over the years as well.
Because personal hygiene is a issue of discussion among many various
groups of gamers and people outside of the gaming community when
talking about gamers. It's become the stereotype even though it's
not nearly as common as people make it out to be. However when you
encounter it... it is an occurrence that you will not easily forget
as it usually burns a pretty big mark into your memory that can't be
undone.
I'm not talking about the big scraggly
beards, disheveled clothing or ratty Miskatonic University ball cap
you've had for years. Those things are nothing when measured up
against an offense against anothers olfactory senses. This will
drive people away from you, they will talk about you behind your back
about for years to come, you will be known as 'that smelly gamer' and
you help continue to spread the idea that gamers are unclean which so
many of the rest of us are trying desperately to disprove.
Sometimes it's the occasional problem,
you don't want to be late after doing something that causes you to
sweat a lot, or even spent some time in a pretty smelly place. But
trust me if you call up the GM and tell them you will be a few
minutes late because you need to grab a shower after hitting the gym
or flipping burgers at a crappy job I'm pretty sure they will be cool
with. I mean what's worse? Waiting and extra ten to fifteen minutes
to start a game up or having to sit right next to somebody who is a
constant source of not so good fumes for three to four hours? I know
what my choice on this would be.
For others this seems to be a constant
persistent problem. They just refuse to bathe often (once a week
doesn't cut it), don't buy deodorant and wear the same clothes for
days on end. Please for the love of God stop doing this. It's
fucking gross. I know the gaming community is quite open to people
with a lot of issues, social problems and other such things. But
there is nothing that says they have to be open to punishing
themselves by allowing you at their table. If I'm running the game I
will point out the issue and ask you to leave. I wish more folks
would do this so you would get the hint. Shower, clean clothes,
deodorant... should be just as essential as having dice when going to
game.
Then there are the hardcore convention
folks. They hit the con and don't stop gaming except to throw some
food down their throats or catch a couple hours of sleep. Crawling
from table to table nonstop. I can understand the obsession but
trust me a few minutes back the hotel room, or a friends hotel room,
in the shower actually makes the experience better. You don't feel
grimy, you don't look grimy, people aren't talking about you and you
are generally feeling more comfortable at the gaming table. Pack an
extra can of spray on deodorant at least, maybe change that shirt in
the bathroom and get a hooker shower if you have to. At least try
and to do something.
So please if others smell you coming
and then continue to smell the funk after you leave.... then
something is wrong and it's not everybody else.
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