Ten things found in an ICE agents pockets

Well here you go. You know it's true.

Things found in an ICE Agents pockets

1 – Package of extra small condoms.

2 – A pamphlet on how to get by in life with a microsized penis.

3 – Their KKK membership card.

4 – A pocket copy of Mein Khampf.

5 – A well licked picture of Donald Trumps asshole.

6 – Note for their doctors appointment for their rectal prolapse.

7 – A receipt from when they bought a case of adult diapers.

8 – Medical diagnosis for suffering from ‘chronic masturbator’s hand cramp’.

9 – Their swastika armband for their after hours meetings.

10 – Medal for being a pussy ass bitch.

In case there is any misunderstanding here let me just be clear:

FUCK ICE 

Show them no quarter.